Bosco's Cow Joke Page

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Bosco's Cow Jokes
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This one's from Kit. It really tickled me!
What happened when a short cow ran through a tall field of grass?

Here's one from Medlin. Keep 'em comin'!
Where do cow detectives look for clues?

Three more great jokes from one of our classic contributors! Thanks again and Moo to You!
What kind of milk comes from a forgetful cow?

What did the cow say when she got up in the morning?

What's a cow's favorite moosical note?

This joke was submitted by Laurie and I'm laughing so hard I'm crying!!
What does a cow sound like when it cries?

Here's another great cow joke...
What do you call a cow with a crown?

Courtney, you are a funny Bosco Pal! Thanks for MOOving it into my e-mail inbox. You made my grass greener!!
How does a cow get to the mooooon?

This joke was submitted by one of my cow loving fans! Yes, I think it's good!! But don't listen to me. I'm an udder fool!
What happens when you talk to a cow?

This joke was submitted by Lori and Matthew. I am sooo glad I live in Colorado! This joke is really amoooosing! Thanks for sending it.
Where do cows live in apartments?

The next joke came from one of my favorite cows. Her name is Morning Glory and she lives at Morning Fresh Dairy!
What characteristic do we get from drinking milk?

The next three jokes were submitted by Sandy R. Thanks Sandy! I had not heard any new cow jokes for quite a while. You are mooingly wonderful!
What is a cow's favorite lunch meat?

What does a cow like to do by a campfire?

What do you get when you cross the singer of "Beat It" and a cow?

The next three jokes were submitted by a fellow cow fan, Lauren. So, all your friends are tired of your MOOving jokes! Well, they sure make me want to blow air out of my horns! Keep on MOOin'!
What do you call a cow that plays the banjo?

What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties?

What does a cow say to a friend that he hasn't seen in a while?

The next four jokes were submitted by Big Dan...Dan, the "Cow Man"! Many Moos!
What do cows get when they are sick?

What do cows take for a sore back?

Who do you call to bury a dead cow?

Where do cows get their cars inspected?

What does Bosco look like on a very windy day? Answer

What does a cow say when it hears the word "Hollywood"?

Thanks Margaret, for sending me this item to share with my other cowhands. MOOVE over Jay Leno!

Knock, Knock
Who's There?
Cowsgo
Cowgo Who?
NO, Cows Go Moo!

Thanks Deb for visiting my web!
What are the spots on black-and-white cows?

The next joke was submitted by Corlis. Make 2000 Udderly Fantastic!
Why does the cow chew on cud?

The next joke was submitted by Roger, Mary, Emma and Matt. MOO!
What does a cow say while walking backwards?

HAY...Ross! Thanks for the next six jokes. I laughed so hard I blew milk out my nose!!!
What are cows favorite classes in school?

Where do smart cow's go to college?

What sound do you hear when you drop a water-balloon on a cow?

What is a cow's favorite basketball shoe?

What do cows usually fly around in?

Where on a train do cows like to ride?

What happens when a cow stops shaving?

What is the fastest food on earth?

What does Bosco look like while peering through a textured window? Answer

What does the Invisible Man drink for a snack?

Why does a milking stool have only three legs?

Why do cows wear bells?

What do you call a cow who just recently had its baby?

Did you hear about the farmer who wanted to be an astronomer?

Why did the cow enroll in drama class?

What do you get when a cow falls down?

What does Bosco see then he looks in the mirror without his glasses? Answer

Where do cows go for lunch?

What do you get from a pampered cow?

What did the farmer do after he was done milking the first cow?

What do you call a cow who loves honey?

What does Bosco look like when he's too close to your camera? Answer

What's a cow eating grass?

What do you call a dairy mistake?

Where do cows buy their clothes?

Where do cows go on dates?

What happened to the dairy cow when she went for a drive?

What cuts grass and produces 100 glasses of milk a day?

What do you call a cow who can't give milk?

The next three jokes were submitted by Peter. Thanks and Moo to you!
What is the best time for cow's to mate?

What do you call a thin cow?

What are cow's favorite pie?

The next six jokes were submitted by KAZ. "Moo"ny Thanks!
What do you get from a nervous cow?

What do you get when you cross a cow and a duck?

Where do cows go on vacation?

What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?

What's a cows favorite TV show?

Where do you find the most cows?

Why don't cows ever have any money?

What do you call it when a cow jumps over a barbed wire fence?

How does a farmer cow-nt all his cows?

The next joke was submitted by LeeAnn from Sterling. LeeAnn, you are mooarvelous!
What did the guy say to the cow when it was in his way?

The next two jokes were submitted by Veronica and Sara. Thanks and don't forget to cow-nt your blessings!
How did the cow jump over the moon?

What happens when a cow laughs too hard?

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